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  • Question: are you still taking fic requests? if so, could I request something with Christian Brutal Sniper and Gentlespy? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    eeegh.  I don’t think so.

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  • Question: are you ever going to continue working on Snuff??? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    yes.  I stopped for a while because I was thinking about how to fix the problems in the first version that was posted on /afanfic/.  i wanted to address the problems brought up by the readership, who were disappointed in the ending.  I’m a perfectionist and that’s terrible, but what can you do?

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tf2toxo:

jemsjunk:

a detective story again. (AU/TF2)
scout - a rookie detective. Soda poisoning. he was in the military.
soldier - veteran detective. Scout’s buddy. His investigation is forcibly, thereby he can not get a promotion.
demoman:he was  belonged to a bomb disposal unit. he put one’s experience to work.
pyro:charge of arson case.
sniper:he was belonged to a Police sniper squad.
engie:criminal identification. His nickname is ” professor”.
medic:coroner.
spy:undercover agents.
hevy:charge of Mafia.
Perhaps, REDteam is a horrible crime syndicate.
(I’m not good at English.If I make a mistake with my English, please correct me. lol)

this is, in fact, the plot of L&O: BLU.
http://tf2chan.net/afanfic/res/8564.html
http://vebelfetzer.deviantart.com/art/Law-Order-BLU-The-Stakeout-269626964


just in case anyone digs this particular post-canon story and wants to read more of it!

tf2toxo:

jemsjunk:

a detective story again. (AU/TF2)

  • scout - a rookie detective. Soda poisoning. he was in the military.
  • soldier - veteran detective. Scout’s buddy. His investigation is forcibly, thereby he can not get a promotion.
  • demoman:he was  belonged to a bomb disposal unit. he put one’s experience to work.
  • pyro:charge of arson case.
  • sniper:he was belonged to a Police sniper squad.
  • engie:criminal identification. His nickname is ” professor”.
  • medic:coroner.
  • spy:undercover agents.
  • hevy:charge of Mafia.

Perhaps, REDteam is a horrible crime syndicate.

(I’m not good at English.
If I make a mistake with my English, please correct me. lol)

this is, in fact, the plot of L&O: BLU.

http://tf2chan.net/afanfic/res/8564.html

http://vebelfetzer.deviantart.com/art/Law-Order-BLU-The-Stakeout-269626964

just in case anyone digs this particular post-canon story and wants to read more of it!

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annethecatdetective:

alizara:

I do so love making gifs that can be taken delightfully out of context.

P.S. Gif is reversed and edited from the original source for effect.

P.P.S. Why does Tumblr bother having a 10MB upload limit when it won’t let me upload a gif over 1MB? *grumbles, edits and reposts*

Think y’all know why I need to reblog this.

oh sweet jesus we need to finalize the next LOBLU episode

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[This is a meta-fic from the fic (and its accompanying “screenshot”) known as Law & Order: BLU.  It, as well as the original, is written by Anne the Cat Detective and Toxo.  This fic should probably be considered non-canon to the LOBLU verse, at least for now.  As a side note, the next episode of LOBLU is almost complete, and will likely be posted soon. Enjoy.]

The Spy knelt at his feet, on the plush carpet, there in the same little room of the Margoulin Rouge where they’d met his contact on the last case.

    It was a little disconcerting, to have her there—but then, he thought it would have been disconcerting either way. And the owner had insisted, citing peculiar city ordinances about “providing a venue for unsafe practices”.  The Spy’s demeanor was sweet, and sly—sly, but demure just the same. He was grateful for the slyness, it was the only thing, besides the mask, that still said ‘Spy’.

    “You have to be comfortable touching him.” She sighed, striding over and tapping the Sniper’s shoulder lightly with the riding crop.  “See?  It doesn’t have to hurt.  Come on, I’m not asking you to fuck the man in public, but he’s yours. Touch him.”

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3liza:

do not go bar hopping with soldier

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We are now accepting fic requests.

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tf2shitfest:

Team Fortress 2 in 30 Days Challenge
22. Another OTP of yours
Oh my lawd, Sniper x Spy. x3 I usually prefer cross-faction, but same team is good too. I’m just a sucker for that “forbidden romance” type of thing. I mean, they have almost nothing in common: Sniper’s a dirty bushman who probably lived in the wilderness for a few months, and Spy’s a well kept gentleman who probably can’t go a day without showering.
So, like…romantic tension everywhere. Especially since Spy has his kinky back fetishes, hon hon hon.
I mean, yeah - Medic/Heavy is my top OTP. But with Sniper and Spy…if I was going to write yaois, it would be for them because there is so much to work with in regards to things like foreplay and intimacy issues.
Ohmagurd, I read a fanfic called “Snuff”. That scene where Sniper’s wearing a blindfold and is running his hands over Spy’s face. I WAS ALL LIKE UNF. WHY DID THAT MAKE ME SO UNF?


Because we want to make you happy.

tf2shitfest:

Team Fortress 2 in 30 Days Challenge

22. Another OTP of yours


Oh my lawd, Sniper x Spy. x3 I usually prefer cross-faction, but same team is good too. I’m just a sucker for that “forbidden romance” type of thing. I mean, they have almost nothing in common: Sniper’s a dirty bushman who probably lived in the wilderness for a few months, and Spy’s a well kept gentleman who probably can’t go a day without showering.

So, like…romantic tension everywhere. Especially since Spy has his kinky back fetishes, hon hon hon.

I mean, yeah - Medic/Heavy is my top OTP. But with Sniper and Spy…if I was going to write yaois, it would be for them because there is so much to work with in regards to things like foreplay and intimacy issues.

Ohmagurd, I read a fanfic called “Snuff”. That scene where Sniper’s wearing a blindfold and is running his hands over Spy’s face. I WAS ALL LIKE UNF. WHY DID THAT MAKE ME SO UNF?

Because we want to make you happy.

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“Hop up here, and we will go over the checklist.”  Medic pats the sterile paper on his exam table, his other hand wielding a clipboard.  

“You are feeling fit?  No pains, fatigue, headaches…” he scans the form, glancing up to check Pyro’s shaking head at each inquiry.  “…Weight gain or loss?  Change in appetite?  Good.  Arm giving you any trouble?”  Repetitive stress injuries are perhaps the only really worrisome affliction on the whole team.  But Pyro shakes his head, and curls his arm up in a mock-flex, slapping the bicep and giving a thumbs up.  Medic smiles.

“Well then.  All accounted for.  You may tell—” Medic flips the top sheet up, checking the next record— “Scout, that I am ready to see him.”  He busies himself with a note, then looks up.  Pyro stands with one hand on the doorknob; a hesitation.  Medic tucks his clipboard under his arm and takes his spectacles off.  “Herr Pyro, I understand you are in a difficult situation, here.  I do not pretend to understand the specifics.  But I want to assure you—once again—that anything you disclose in this office, anything at all, it will stay here.”

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"Slo-mo shot of SNIPER approaching the club. He wears a burnt-orange paisley shirt, open halfway to his waist, skin-tight flared jeans, and, on a gold chain around his neck, a large crocodile tooth. Camera pans over him slowly, down, then up. He removes his sunglasses and grins at the SPY."

- Annethecatdetective and TOXO; Law and Order : BLU (via kisseswouldnourish)

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Sniper woke several times during the night, starting upright as if stumbling.  Each time, he looked to his right, down to his slumbering lovers, sweat-glazed and breathing.  He watched them for minutes at a time, stilling his own breaths to catch every soft heave of their bodies, tangled limbs twitching, eyeballs rolling in dreams.  Alive.  And he would lower himself, half on the crowded mattress, half on the floor, and pull the sheet over again.   

Each time he gasped himself awake, he was slightly less drunk, until it was nearing dawn and vengeful sobriety was gnawing around the edges of his eyes.  But they were still breathing, Spy sprawled on the mattress, his whipping boy beside him, half on the floor, like Sniper was on the other side.  Scout’s humid mouth stuck to Spy’s shoulder, his arm over the older man’s chest.  They were a lovely tableaux, alien and profane.

The lad’s body was clean and unbruised, bluish in the pre-dawn gloam.  No trace of his punishments had trailed him through respawn.  Sniper shuddered and cringed, his fingers digging into the carpet.  Of course, it had come to that.  He remembered his drunken surprise, his half-formed objections to Spy’s instructions, his refusal to touch the RED balisong, or the rags of Scout’s shirt.  Eventually there were enough honeyed words, enough entreating moans from the muffled boy, that he had consented to lay his hands over Spy’s wrists, the agent’s hands wrapped around the boy’s neck, still sunk into his slow fuck.

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  • Question: I realize anon-bothering is next to pointless, but I am eagerly awaiting the next installment of Snuff. I do hope you update soon. Consider yourself sufficiently harassed. - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    Harassment acknowledged and appreciated.  We’ll try to get a new chapter up tonight.

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Spy and Sniper both looked down.  The young man was grinning, wild-eyed.

“Snipes, you been fuckin’ the RED spy all this time?  Holy shit, man.  Brass balls.”  He chucked the bushman on the ankle in a congratulatory fashion. “And that lil’ speech was goddamn incredible!  It’s like I got the Joker sittin’ on me!  C’mon, let’s do this thing.”  He fondled the agent’s hips, smiling hugely.

Vingt-Deux.  Maybe someone has been paying attention, after all.”  Spy looked down at Scout with authentic surprise.  The runner put his hands behind his head casually, beaming.  “You do not fear death?”

“Aw, what’s the fuckin’ point of that?  It’s like you said—I’ll be back in thirty seconds.”

“That is precisely it.  Canardeur?”  He looked up at Sniper, who shook his head.

“You two are bloody starkers.”  The dim, blue eyes—four of them, now—glinted at him in the darkening room.  Spy was helping Scout to his knees, and they settled together on the floor, the latter half-draped across the older man’s lap.  

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